A FEAST OF NONSENSE

STRANGE AND MARVELLOUS THINGS AWAIT YOU

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Alright mates - strap in, you’ve found the gold. 

 

This is where I link to all my stories. If you’re so inclined, I shall hurl them into your mind one by one, like fish tumbling end over end into the mouth of a sea-lion. 

 

These are exciting stories. There are books featuring dozens of entirely fictional videograms, factory ships afloat on monstrous seas. Animations about delusional wizards. 

 

There’s all sorts here. And it all needs eating. So lie back on a warm rock, rest your flippers, and let me produce the first morsel from the bucket...

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